Food shortages incoming as sheep & cattle strike against zero-hour contracts

FARM animals are forced to eat & sleep at work with little to no pay, an inquiry has found.

Zero hour contracts mean that the animals are unable to find work elsewhere, with many dying on the job.

4213587796_3d3c718aca

A secret field meeting taking place back in February

Betty, a 2 year old Beulah Speckled Face said: “We’ve had enough. Sometimes the farmer comes and shaves us. We wouldn’t mind, but his wife always seems to be wearing new woollen cardigans even though she’s clearly overweight.”

The decision was made after several secret field meetings were held over the last few months. Campaigning for more relaxed working hours, holiday entitlement and stamping out equality.

Farmers refused to comment, but it’s understood that the demonstration will happen outside the Denbighshire offices in Ruthin on Monday May 18th.

A spokesperson for North Wales Police said that a full riot squad had been ordered to keep the animals safe from hungry locals during the strikes, which could see as many as 40% of people turning vegetarian.